It tried to kill me...

There I was minding my own business, enjoying the sunset, a book in hand, on the phone w/Christi--when out of the blue the umbrella tried to take me out. Lucky for the HOA--I am 65 years younger than all of my neighbors/possible victims and my cat-like reflexes saved them one 'killer' grievance. That silly metal prong braised my cheek, and the other one was about 1/4" from my heart...